Power Ranking Every Pronunciation of the Name of the 14th Pick in the 2021 NBA Draft

 

  1. Modie Moozy. An absolutely perfect name for anything

  2. Modie Moo. Still a stellar selection of sounds, and having a farm animal noise is a plus, but losing the Zeeeeeee at the end here hurts

  3. Moozes Modey. I want to try a desset called a "Moozes Modey" at a hipster hub in San Francisco

  4. Modie Moody. Modie is a fantastic first name, but it overall sounds too much like Moses Moody, a strange name for a basketball player









(Indents for an eternity)


The worst one ever. “Moses Moody.” What does this series of vowels and consonants even mean?


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